Saturday, September 11, 2004

Humans, and numbers.

"Brunhilda,Let's make this very, very simple. You want Americans to die. This American wants you to die.If I could, I would put a bullet right between your eyes that would go in clean and blow the back of your head off. I know an enemy when I see one. This is way past argument, Brunhilda. We both know that. It's survival. You get a cheap thrill when American soldiers die. The planes flying into the Twin Towers warms your heart. I would smile as blood bubbles from your mouth in your last seconds. Let's cut the bull, Brunhilda."

this was what jeffery said in one of the comments, few artivles ago.
it shocks me everytime i see such a "thing".
i remember, when i was bothering reading his blog, i read somethign just like what he said, in the comments section, but there was one line that he forgot to mention: you are like bacteria, marines are the antibiotic.

it really amazes me how much hate some people can have.

you, my friend, know alot of statisttics and fancy surveys, alot of resources and links, alot of openions and studies, but you sure dont know, what is it to be a human.
me*

62 Comments

#9/11/2004 09:23:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger Mister Ghost

Yeah Khalid,
It's too bad we can't be all Humanitarians like the
Jarrar Family. I could use a couple of Mercedes and a military exemption myself.

 
#9/11/2004 09:48:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger khalid jarrar

Hahaha, how the freaking hell is that related?!
for your information, they are three fancy mercedes, and we have two fancy companies, and loads of money, i can see you boiblin galready, lool:)) but i cant understand why that teases the hel out of you, or how that makes us any less humanitarian?!
i guess its a good thing to be in a good financial situation, but yet care about your country, people, and their pain, and dont feel satisfyed with what you have and shut up cause you are personally not in need, dont you think?
oh, did i foget to mention that we have lands and a house in Jordasn too??
boil ghost boil!
me*

 
#9/11/2004 10:01:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

I think that we can agree that there are rabid polemics on each side. Instead of responding to their nonsense, perhaps we could simply realize that it IS nonsense, and move on with our lives?

And Khalid--bragging about cars and houses and having a lot of land? You're beginning to sound downright American. ;)

 
#9/11/2004 11:53:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger khalid jarrar

haha, you are roght ano, guys please lets nto give anyone the chance to change the subject and make it about me again, so no more comments on ghost's comment ok?
thank you:)
and ano, come on! that wasnt bragging, it was simply to tease ghost, who for some reason, is anoyed by that.
i hate to look like richy rich, when ia m out with friends, to buy anything, if i know they cant afford buying nice things i buy the same things they buy, as long as we are together, i never takl about what we have, but i just couldnt help it there when i read ghost's comment:)
me*

 
#9/12/2004 12:16:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

khalid, im sorry but you are guilty of the exact same thing you accuse jeffrey of, lets face it some , in fact, most of your posts tend to stray off into some anti-american pro-jihadi rant, no matter what the original subject matter.

It cuts both ways , and Bruno IS a sh*t stirring troll
although i cant vouch obviously for how he felt 3 years ago today.

But please, lets have a little silence and give some respectful thought to those who lost their lives on that awful day .

 
#9/12/2004 12:16:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

khalid, im sorry but you are guilty of the exact same thing you accuse jeffrey of, lets face it some , in fact, most of your posts tend to stray off into some anti-american pro-jihadi rant, no matter what the original subject matter.

It cuts both ways , and Bruno IS a sh*t stirring troll
although i cant vouch obviously for how he felt 3 years ago today.

But please, lets have a little silence and give some respectful thought to those who lost their lives on that awful day .

 
#9/12/2004 12:16:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

khalid, im sorry but you are guilty of the exact same thing you accuse jeffrey of, lets face it some , in fact, most of your posts tend to stray off into some anti-american pro-jihadi rant, no matter what the original subject matter.

It cuts both ways , and Bruno IS a sh*t stirring troll
although i cant vouch obviously for how he felt 3 years ago today.

But please, lets have a little silence and give some respectful thought to those who lost their lives on that awful day .

 
#9/12/2004 12:17:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

sorry for the treble post it wasnt intentional

 
#9/12/2004 12:35:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

I know you weren't really trying to show off, Khalid--I was just teasing you, as your post did seem like it was veering into "benz-on-dubs" territory. :)

And just to clarify further, I'm not the same anonymous who just treble-posted. Obviously, I need a nom-de-plume.

~alia (I figured since I couldn't be clever, I'd be crashingly obvious)

 
#9/12/2004 01:14:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

While over 300,000 Iraqis (non-Palestianian "Iraqis," I should add) were killed by Saddam and his Baathist thugs, the Jarrar family profited very nicely indeed. And no military duties for Raed and Khalid (because of their Palestinian status). And the family-business website continues to feature pictures of Baathists (kind of like people in Germany who kept photos of Hitler on their living room walls after 1945), one of them being none other than Doctor Death Herself.

Interesting, wouldn't you say?

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#9/12/2004 01:25:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Hey, for the Jarrars it's not a difficult proposition. You want them to be Baathists, they'll be Baathists -- AS LONG AS THE MONEY IS GOOD.

If the government says "Papa Saddam," the Jarrars salute and say, "Dear Papa Saddam!"

If the government says Hitler has returned, they'll say, "Heil Hitler!"

If the government says that Pol Pot has returned from the grave and wants to bring his Khmer Rouge dream to Iraq, the Jarrars say, "Great Leader Pol Pot!"

Just keep the contracts crossing their desks and the filthy money flowing into their bank accounts, the same accounts that now allow them to send Majid to Vancouver for study overseas -- how many Iraqis get that chance, I wonder. The West is EVIL, Faiza has written time and again on her weblog. AND YET. And yet she sends her youngest son to get a good education in the decadent Western city of Vancouver. Arab Parallel Universe -- again and again and again. The hypocrisy never ends.

It's always been this way for certain groups of people. It's nothing new.

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#9/12/2004 01:43:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

One thing I've learned about commenting is that it's much more fun to play the VILLAIN, a creature from the DARK SIDE. ("Come to the Dark Side," purrs Darth Vader.)

Khalid is like the bright-eyed youth dressed in white, naive and always smiling, mostly concerned about acne and the girls he passes by on the street and falls in love with and thinks about back at home. "Gee, if only I could meet a girl like that!"

I have stubble on my chin and a bottle of Jack Daniels in my cupboard and I frequent prostitutes whenever the urge hits me. NOT a big deal. Love? Fffff--please. I have traveled around the world and I look at this ... um ... tender shoot ... and just LAUGH. At night, I climb to the roof of my building and fly from place to place, causing trouble wherever I go.

I simply WRITE about firing a bullet into Brunhilda's head (not as easy as it sounds because it's VERY SMALL). Anyway, I just SAY THE WORDS and Khalidda gets his panties all bunched up in his crack. "Oh my! Such language!" chirps Khalidda.

He he.

Now this is fun.

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#9/12/2004 02:04:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

Jeffrey,

Today isn't exactly a *happy* day for Americans, but it seems you are directing all of your anger and frustration on Khalid. Get a grip on yourself, man. Either you've had too much Jack Daniels or not nearly enough. Put the bottle down if it's the former or keep chuggin' if it's the latter.

Torchbearer

 
#9/12/2004 03:44:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

Jeffrey's demented and disgusting remarks reveal nothing other than the man is mentally sick. He seems to be trying to displace his inner misery by violent language and abusing other people. Free speech is all well and good but when he comes out with vile bloodthirsty fantasies his remarks should be deleted. Why should other readers have to see his illness manifesting itself in such a sick way? He likes to pretend he's being controversial - he isn't, he's just a sick, impotent and unhappy man who can't stop abusing people. Until he seeks treatment we should be spared his foolish fantasies and hate speech. Jeffrey isn't controversial, he's ill.

 
#9/12/2004 04:58:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Alvaro Frota

If the Jarrar family is like this mad-dog is telling us, they might support the american occupiers. But, why they aren't doing this?

The mad-dogs see everyone that disagree them as themselves in a mirror.

By the way, today is the third anniversary of the call-the-cops-number shit. Bush and his strangelove's neocon gus are showing their crocodile tears on TV, while carefully hiding several facts to the public:

1) No boing hits Pentagon;

2.) The seventh building collapses before the two towers;

2.) No way to an aluminium plane penetrates so easily the perimeter steel structure of the towers;

3.) Witness said (in live to Fox News!) the plane she saw had no windows, it was a cargo, not a passenger;

5.) Digital analysis of the videos reaveals that some cilindrical structures are fixed in the fuselage of the second plane;

6.) Some miliseconds before the second plane hit the tower, a "flash light" appears and there was not reflection;

The USA Empire needs the "War on Terror" against muslin world to conquer oil, land and support the Zionist State of Israel. And the strangelove's neocon guys know very well the "War on Terror" needs real terror to led american people to war...

But the mad-dods are blind to all these facts. They only see their own hate.

Aquele abraço!

Alvaro Frota
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PS: Khalid: please, write in corrected English, either spell and grammar. To non English language people, like me, is very hard to understand wrong English. By a Babylon dictionary and be disciplined, my fellow...

 
#9/12/2004 05:14:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger emigre

oh look, everybody,

i know you are all enjoying yourselves (angels and villains alike) but please, can we let discussions over other peoples comments remain in the comments? (sorry khalid) i don't want to restrict anybody's freedom of speech i'm just asking for a little more discretion, thanks.

btw Jeffrey ~ you may not know it but you are prime insurgency recruitment material right now.

 
#9/12/2004 06:16:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Okay everyone, I admit that I am indeed sick and demented, but NOT impotent -- at least not after popping a couple Viagra (he he).

Mr. Alvaro, your tinfoil hat seems to be askew and the frequencies you're picking up are extra-terrestrial. You have the nerve to call those planes "cargo planes"?! People soon to die in a few minutes, when their severed limbs would fly off and cook in the jet fuel like a BBQ, used their cell phones from those "cargo planes" and talked to their loved ones for the last time before the Jihadists pushed down on the throttle as they neared the World Trade Center. Maybe Emigre is right. I might suggest beheading you, Alvaro -- of course, I would leave your tinfoil hat on.

I heard that in the next Olympics, in order to help the Arabs win a few more medals, the IOC is going to introduce Head-Slicing in 2008 in Beijing. Right now most people's money is going on a stiff competition between Saudi Arabia (world champs) and Iraq. Should be interesting. Anyway, I suggest the gold-medal winner be invited to cut off Alvaro's head as a kind of sacrifice to the Iraqi people he so dearly loves. The Chinese have table-tennis and volleyball and diving. The House of Saud specializes in all manner of cutting: heads, arms, hands, gentials, removing eyes. They are very skilled with the knife, sword, and axe. The Palestinians are very good at wiping up blood and parading corpses around in elevated coffins. Maybe the IOC can create a corpse-carrying competition. Hm, okay, lots of work here.

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#9/12/2004 06:20:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Torchbearer,

On myself I cannot at present get a grip. Sorry.

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#9/12/2004 06:53:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Alvaro Frito,

You're a bonehead to spout those twisted lies about the planes hitting the World Trade Center.

This is simply too much.

My college friend Jim Glanz -- a physicist turned reporter now working for the New York Times -- wrote a very detailed book with his colleague Mr. Lipton called City in the Sky. Check it out at Amazon. It tells the whole story of the construction of the building and how Muslim terrorists brought them down and why the towers collapsed. Perhaps the most important point in the book is the fact that the force of the blow knocked off all of the heat-protection from the fairly thin horizonatal floor trusses. Both of the jets were filled with enough jet fuel for the West coast. The exposed floor trusses melted under the intense -- very intense -- heat. The heat was so bad that people decided it was better to jump to their death -- around 200, I believe, made this choice -- than be grilled alive by the fuel flames. The base of the buildings were filled with body parts ripped apart upon landing.

Watch your mouth, okay? We're talking about people's lives here and I will not on this day have you spit on their ashes with your anti-American diarrhea.

I'm in New York, of course, and tongiht two beacons of light representing the two towers are shining straight up to heaven from the site of the buildings.

Alvaro, you mess with Americans and we will most certainly hunt you down and kill you.

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#9/12/2004 07:11:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger jeff

Mr. Alvaro and all:

This is not the "bad" Jeffrey, this is the "good" Jeff from Arlington.

I live about ten minutes walk from the Pentagon. I KNOW and have talked to people that WATCHED that plane fly into the building, one from her restaurant door a couple of hundred yards away.

In Brazil, all this stuff may seem like an interesting theory, but it is something that really happened to real people. People here have FRIENDS that were on the plane and died; colleagues that were in the Pentagon and were killed.

When I read Iraqis about Iraq, I always try to remember that any lecturing I choose to do TO THEM should be limited by the fact that THEY ARE THERE and I am not. Certain things come clear when you are an actual observer in the midst of events. Please, Jeffrey, that doesn't mean that I agree with everything Khalid says. It just means that I can't just dismiss it, because he is in the middle of it and it seems that many other Iraqis--I can't do proportions and neither can you--share his views in whole or in part.

Anyway, Mr. Alvaro, please remember you are speaking to real people. Don't buy into fun theories so easily. Or at least, try to refrain from dispensing them so easily, especially on this day.

Jeff

 
#9/12/2004 07:20:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Alvaro Frota

The mad-dog said:

Bark! Bark! Bark!

If the american terrorists kill me, I will be only more one killed by american terrorists. No more, no less...

But, please, say to your fellows american terrorists that they don't need to drop cluster bombs in Rio de Janeiro and kill thousands of civilians just to kill me to...

Aquele abraço!

Alvaro Frota

 
#9/12/2004 07:58:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Alvaro Frota

To Jeff (the good one, not the mad-dog):

Your are right about to be or not to be in the midle of the mess. But, you saw "In Plane Site". I did it. The media alive footage shows cleary that was no plane scrap, as it was expected.

Whem the call-the-cops-number shit occurred, most brazilians discretely commemorated, thinking "they deserved it". I didn't. As a marxist, I know very well that terrorism on cilivians only push people to support their government. Spain was an exception, becouse Spanish people knew their government was very wrong in supporting american neocolonialism.

In that day I got very depressed, not only by the victims, but also because I realized that USA Empire was able to put the hell on the entire Earth, as it is doing today.

Hitler did his Reichstag stuff. Brazilian american-minded military try to blow up one factory of gas in the center of Rio de Janeiro, with the gol to inculpate the "terrorists" of that time. Putin got elected by blowing bombs into apartments in Moscou. This things just happens.

Maybe I'm wrong. But the first law of criminalist is: Who get profit with the crime? For the call-the-cops-number crime, surely not the Iraqis.

Aquele abraço!

Alvaro Frota

 
#9/12/2004 07:59:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Good Jeff,

You make important points. I read the Iraqi Bloggers -- Ali, Mohammed, Omar, Zeyad, Sam, and even Faiza (her last blog was pretty interesting) and get detailed information and views from them. Check out Mohammed's bus trip at Iraq the Model right now.

I don't get anything detailed from Khalid, which makes me think that he's just spouting an ideological view. I could be wrong, but that's how it seems to me.

Like you, 9-11 is very personal for me here in New York. I've written about it before. Out my window as I type this I still see those two beautiful blue shafts of light rising into the clear sky over New York. Very nice.

Alvaro and Brunhilda are knee-jerk anti-Americans. I will NEVER be civil to them. Sorry, but I just can't do that.

Nice to share a few thoughts on 9-11.

-- Bad Jeff

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#9/12/2004 08:08:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Good Jeff

Didn't I tell you about Alvaro Frito-Lay?

>But, you saw "In Plane Site". I did it. The media alive footage shows cleary that was no plane scrap, as it was expected.

According to Mr. Frito-Lay, we flew "cargo planes" into our own buildings and then we blamed it on Arab Muslims to make them look bad.

I have so many expletives I would like to use, not to mention a 9mm, against Mr. Frito-Lay.

Well ... if you want to appease Mr. Dip-Chip, knock yourself out. I most certainly will not. Mr. One-Book Marxist is my enemy. Open your eyes. He is your enemy too.

-- Evil, Demented, Sick, and Occasionally Impotent Bad Jeff

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#9/12/2004 08:46:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Alvaro Frota

Cachorro que late n?o morde...

 
#9/12/2004 09:38:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Herr Frito-Lay,

Ich denke, dass du jeden Tag einen dicke Schwanz beissen.

Oh, Du Schweinhund!

Natuerlich kannst du Das Kapital von Karl Marx auf Deutsch reden, stimmt?

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#9/12/2004 10:21:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Khalid,

I have to honest with you. Actually, I'm not human. I'm an android. Several versions of JeffBot have already been introduced into the US military. I belong to the JeffBot v.3 group. My serial number is 33879110 and, even though we all have the same basic software installed, my package has been modified to attack and render inoperable any anti-American apologists, as defined in my code specifications.

I do have a fairly sophisticated software allotment that allows me to mimic human emotions with some degree of success.

But, to repeat, I am not human.

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#9/12/2004 11:04:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Alvaro Frota

That is the first time that I agree with you...

 
#9/12/2004 12:10:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

Jeff,

Do you not have any sort of life outside of these blogs?

I pop in here from time to time and everytime I do I see you. Day in, day out. And just about everytime you're attacking one Jarrar or another.

Dude, go find a girlfriend/boyfriend, or pay for one, or whatever you need to do find someone. Maybe you could spend all your spare time treating them right, instead of spending all your spare time attacking this family.


Did you torture pets when you were a kid?

 
#9/12/2004 12:34:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger khalid jarrar

Everytime i c mad-dogs i know why GOD created the Bin Ladins.
me*

 
#9/12/2004 05:34:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Bin Ladin is in a hole, like Saddam was.

I am a free American citizen. I have walked the crowded streets of small Italian cities as night falls, ridden a bicycle along the dark waters of the Spree River that runs through Berlin, looked out to the vast Mongolian expanse from the Great Wall in China.

Khalid, your support for Bin Ladin will ruin your life. I promise you that your younger brother Majid, who is now in Vancouver, will open your eyes.

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#9/12/2004 06:08:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Anonymous "Dude,"

I am married and teach full-time. Unfortunately for you, I write very quickly. I check in once or twice a day, read, and write responses. Five or ten minutes and I'm finished. About the time it takes me to floss and brush my teeth.

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#9/12/2004 10:27:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger madtom

"You're beginning to sound downright American. ;)"

I have said it before, from what they write about themselves and their life experience, it's hard to tell where they are from, could be California, they sound like the Ossborn"s.

Madtom

 
#9/12/2004 10:42:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger madtom

"profited very nicely indeed"

This goes back to the question , why no comment before and why comments now and motive and all that.
I have come to the conclusion that the motive is self- preservation. On the far off chance that we succeed, they want to have one foot in the door.

Madtom

 
#9/12/2004 11:59:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

Madtom, Jeff and Jeff
Q: Why there was no comments before?
A: Because they were scared of the Iraqi bloggers, they going to eat them alive.

Q: Why the comments now?
A: They tested the water and it seems to be the Iraqi Blogger are not interested in what they say.

 
#9/13/2004 01:00:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger khalid jarrar

where exaclty did i say that i suport bin ladin?
i only said that now i turned to me that binladin is nessosery to lower the numbers of mad dogs in the worlds, and btw, he was in a whole too when he planned his first hit, who knows what he is planniing for you right now?
besides, thanks you actually, we have alot of binladind in the world now, we have aldawahiri, alzarqawi, all are in holes, yet all f***king you badly.
what you said about the sports, is only as low and mean, us ...i really cant describe it, but its like saying that american sprts must include jumping from 100 height, you never have points, you never debate, you are a mad adog, just like alvaro said, all what you do is copy and paste what "an iraqi" says to prove your sick views, there are 22 000 000 iraqis mad dog, i can find you one saying that yofoos eat your brain decades ago, but that wouldnt prove anything right?
so if you are a man, which i greatly deny, from now on, put your sick points, brienfed and direct, and from your own words, and i will F**ck them one by one till you make a bigger joke of yourself than you are now, and leave for good this time, till now i never took your nonsense seriously, to actually reply for it, form now on, i will.
so help me GOD, and support me my good friends.
and is a 9mm the strongest thing your small head could think of?
kindergarten kids play with that, here, e consider a 120mm a personal weapon.
me*
aw a

 
#9/13/2004 01:28:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Oooooooh Khalidda, such language!

*tsk tsk*

Your girlish squeals are music to my ears.

Please continue. I want to hear more before you break down sobbing and put your head in your mother's lap.

Is that all you have?

C'mon, Khalidda! You can do better! I really doubt now if you're going to try out for the Iraqi Olympic Head-Slicing Team. I don't think you have the right stuff. I mean this as a back-handed compliment. You yourself couldn't do it, but you would enjoy with deep shame watching someone else slice an American soldier's throat. That's the kind of guy you are. Just a wimp who enjoys watching other Arabs as they kill innocents in the name of your religion. Deep down you think Bin Ladin and the terrorists were justified in killing 3,000 people from around the world because they were on American soil and part of the "occupation" already.

Oh, could you change your underwear? I can smell them all the way here in New York. Hold it, or are they panties?

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#9/13/2004 01:42:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Khalid,

Why do you think I've been pushing you so strongly for the last couple weeks? The main reason was to get you to reveal your true feelings. And today all my work has paid off.

You wrote:

>we have alot of binladind in the world now, we have aldawahiri, alzarqawi, all are in holes, yet all f***king you badly.

Thank you. The readers now certainly know exactly where you stand.

Q.E.D.

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#9/13/2004 01:45:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

Khalid--

Bad Jeffrey may be a "mad dog", but as far as we know, he's never actually followed through on the things he says in these comments. Bin Laden and his ilk, on the other hand, are guilty of masterminding many attacks on innocent civilians. Do you think that the people in Beslan, or the two planes that went down in Russia, or the WTC were "mad dogs"?

The things that Jeffrey says may be hateful and crude and the product of a sick mind (plus, he drinks Jack Daniels, and that's never a good sign), but does that mean that he deserves to die? Should we be going around shooting all of the radical clerics who call for the death of all Americans in Iraq? Unlike Jeffrey, people actually act on the things that the clerics say.

To be quite honest, I think that if more people would confine their insanity to screaming at each other over the internet instead of kidnapping and terminating each other with extreme prejudice, the world would be a better place.

BTW, Jeffrey...anybody who lives in Baghdad and has not yet joined a militia, fled the country, or curled into a small ball under the bed is probably not lacking in the balls department.

~alia

 
#9/13/2004 02:13:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

Alvaro:

According to you, 9/11 was just a U.S. plot.

Your detachment from reality is breathtaking. Whatever shred of credibilty you might have had with any thinking reader of this blog has been destroyed. You really shouldn't post any further since no one with a working brain cell can possibly believe anything you type.

Mark-In-Chi-Town

 
#9/13/2004 03:26:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

Hey Jeffrey,

Do you think we might convince you to take on a starring role in a comic strip? You're just such a fine archetype that's going to waste here. Can you see it?

Americaman!
He may possess a certain ebullient affability, but look the wrong way at freedom or apple pie and (oh no!) watch the mighty *click CLACK* trail *clack CLICK* of documentation ***ENTER*** to PLEAD LEGAL INSANITY!
(secret power: superpower!)

Maybe Alvaro, Khalid and Bruno will deign join the cast? Let's see...

O Marxista!
If his dialectics cut right through your devious imperialist scheming now (no pasaran!), wait till he *HMMMMM* READS A SECOND BOOK!
(secret power: gullibility!)

Arab Street Kid!
If he seems like a nice guy to you now, you mister just go ahead and (sounds like good idea, don't it?) try to *...WHOOPS...* OCCUPY STUFF!
(secret power: he sort of has a point!)

Unidentified Accent Man!
Hide where you may, America, and try as you might, you will never (but never) guess just which 200 UNFLATTERING WORDS he will use today *zzzzzzzzzzzzzz* to describe the nature and likely ramifications of your inequitable and/or ill-conceived relationship with the rest of the world in your ingnonimous past, deplorable present, and easily foreseable future!
(secret power: a comfortable armchair!)

 
#9/13/2004 04:11:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger madtom

" Because they were scared of the Iraqi bloggers, they going to eat them alive."

You are telling me they haven't.
This is news to me, and I don't think the on/off comments switch had any control over them.

Madtom

 
#9/13/2004 04:18:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger madtom

" nessosery to lower the numbers of mad dogs in the worlds"
Khalid

It will never work and it will only kill many more of your own people than any plan of America for the middle east.
I find it hard to believe that you do not see this.
The only thing left for me is to believe you are stupid, or that you also like this outcome.
You must help me split this hair.

Madtom

 
#9/13/2004 04:34:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

"Click-Clack" Anonymous,

I really dug your post. Not bad at all. I'm still chuckling.

Hey, BTW, speaking of cartoons, I do bear a very strong resemblance to Sluggo from the Sluggo and Nancy comics.

So, yes I wouldn't mind playing the All-Americano Kid as Sluggo: Sluggo Americano!

Sluggo Americano! He takes off his trade-mark suitcoat and on his bicep ... Holy Cow! ... a Semper Fi tattoo! Yes, Sluggo was a Marine!

Sweet guy, but don't mess with him, folks!

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#9/13/2004 04:41:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

C'mon everyone! Let's see if we can reach 50 COMMENTS tonight!

Man, any self-respecting comments pages has to reach 50 comments at least ONCE.

Call me an idiot, that's okay. Call me an Eeeeeeevil Boooooooooosh Man! I don't care.

C'mon, let's work together and break 50!!!!

How can Emigre show herself at Bloggers Parties?! "What, your blog has NEVER even passed 50 comments?!!" People, you want the other bloggers at the party to laugh behind her back? No way, I say. Let's pull together for the HONOR OF EMIGRE!

GIVE ME 50 OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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#9/13/2004 06:01:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger CharlesWT

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization. ~Sigmund Freud Quotations about Civilization

 
#9/13/2004 06:07:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

Civilized American = One who can listen to Rossini's 'William Tell Overture' without thinking of The Lone Ranger.

 
#9/13/2004 06:51:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

ONLY 2 MORE COMMENTS TO HIT 50!!

Please someone, anyone, call for my ban! I don't care!

C'mon, where are all the Boooooosh-Bashers!

Here I am. Sling your arrows NOW!

I beg you!

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#9/13/2004 07:15:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

okay...i've got a comment....Jeffrey, you and Khalid....y'all go....MEDITATE!....you are both way too wound up....OM....OM......OM....

 
#9/13/2004 07:42:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Alvaro Frota

I have to honest with you. Actually, I'm not human. I'm an android. Several versions of JeffBot have already been introduced into the US military. I belong to the JeffBot v.3 group. My serial number is 33879110 and, even though we all have the same basic software installed, my package has been modified to attack and render inoperable any anti-American apologists, as defined in my code specifications.

I do have a fairly sophisticated software allotment that allows me to mimic human emotions with some degree of success.

But, to repeat, I am not human.



Actually, Jeffrev is a cyber-mad-dog

 
#9/13/2004 09:08:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger khalid jarrar

i enjoyed being a dictator for one day..
guys..
please lets not allow jeffery to drag us to a dirty bar fight..
look at us..
we started to call him names..
and to use his ways..
jeffery, i take it back, i wont reply to your comments point by point, i still think it doesnt worth it, and to tell you the truth, i sware i rarely read what you write, so there isnt any pressure at all..
so guys, freedom is back, round two, fight! but in a civilized way, consider it a request from a friend:)
alvaro sent me an email about his comment on bin ladin, it would be great if you could post it here alvaro, my good friend.
thank you all..
me*

 
#9/14/2004 01:34:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger madtom

"freedom is back, round two,"
Khalid

What are you talking about? When was round one.
Are you equating this comments section with "freedom" or something.
Does any of this have anything to do with why when I stopped by this morning the comments were off?
I thought that the page had not loaded correctly, but now you got me wondering.

Madtom

 
#9/14/2004 01:39:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger madtom

"C'mon, where are all the Boooooosh-Bashers!"
Jeffrey

Right here.

Madtom

 
#9/14/2004 02:03:00 am Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

Khalid:

I agree with dropping the name calling and ad hominen attacks. If the point of this comment section is to communicate, discuss, and debate the ideas of others as well as to explore one's own ideas, than the theatrics are nothing but a distraction.

Also, could everyone stop all the "mad dog" labeling. I consider this the classic example of "dehumanizing" those that do not share your ideas. Once one's enemies are dehumanized, there is no longer any signficant moral restraint on one's actions. The flood of immoral political violence in the world is the result.

Mark-In-Chi-Town

 
#9/14/2004 11:48:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger khalid jarrar

i agree with you mark:)
me*

 
#9/14/2004 01:24:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger Bruno

What I find to be interesting is that *ALL* Jeffrey is capable of is ad hominem. He is great at flinging feces and throwing turds, but when it comes to defending his ill concieved notions in an actual, umm, *adult* debate, suddenly his balls become raisins.

It seems obvious to me his rhetorical firepower matches his firepower in reality ... ie ... 9 mm.

People, he is just here to yank your chain, and, between the mocking lucid moments in his fevered existance, launch attacks on people at random. I do believe he suffers from inadequate attention IRL, and welcomes even negative attention as opposed to no attention at all.

Pretty friggin sad for a 47 year old, wouldn't you say?

Khalid is so damn right, he is prime recruiting material for AQ. Quite honestly, if he was the typical example of an American, I might think about it myself. The irony is, he does not even realise what damage he is doing to his own cause.

Maybe he doesn't care.


Mark --

"Once one's enemies are dehumanized, there is no longer any signficant moral restraint on one's actions. The flood of immoral political violence in the world is the result."

The voice of reason ... sounds good.

 
#9/14/2004 03:39:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger khalid jarrar

Bruno...
althouh i am trying to stay on my chair after the wave of laughter that hit me, but i want to beg you, as a friend, to agree with me publicly, on taking the rug from under people who try to avoid debates by irritating everyone, our cause is a fair cause, our bilities are unlimited, why allow them to marginize all that?
lets see what they can really do;)
me*

 
#9/15/2004 10:15:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Bruno

Khalid --

Sure, you are right, I ought to refrain from slapping J around like this. Damn, but he makes it hard to resist, though ...

 
#9/17/2004 10:18:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Oh Bruno! You brute! You brute! You brute!

How manly you are! I love the way you grab your nuts as you say, "I just can't help but slap J around."

I love the stink of your armpits as you slap J around!

I love your macho strutting around the girls at the website!

You really showed them how strong you are!

Can't you see how Emigre and the others glance at your large biceps!

You're the Man of the House around Iraq Blog Count!

Man, Bruno, everyone is lining up to walk down the street hanging on your arm!

Wow, even Khalid and Alvaro have gotten into line!

*

 
#9/17/2004 02:17:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger Bruno

LOL!

Yet more irrelevant crap tossed into the air ...

Yeah, well, my nuts are easy to grab, although the same cannot be said for another, unnamed individual who might best be described as "scrotally challenged". Perhaps I owe this individual an apology ... it was not nice to puncture his precious pride, and to extract his latent feelings of inferiority with my sweaty, oily, manly fragrance.

It is with a degree of sadness that I witness your projection of the image of superiority onto one that is clearly an enemy. (Sad because I know that this means that you will never stand and fight, to receive the butt bashing you so richly deserve.) Even more worrying are the sexual undertones to your rant, where in your mind, the big bully runs off with all the gals, leaving you clutching your raisins. This says to me that you cannot think objectively, that you view the world through the prism of "the biggest ape gets to mate with all the females" ... this is something that I have picked up in your writing before. You are projecting *your* mindset onto me, and, unfortunately I don't work like that.

Where you see the Iraqi war as a means to unleash your frustrations and rage on a people that cannot fight back, as a means to enhance your own self esteem, I see the war as a moral outrage whose apologists must be challenged and crushed wherever they are. Quite frankly, I think if I get a good butt kicking it would be a good thing, because it would mean that my thinking was flawed, and that I have learned something new from the experience. Hence, grown.

You, on the other hand, avoid serious debate like Dracula avoids sunlight because you know that the premises upon which your argument is based are wrong, and thus you know that further damage to your remaining self esteem is imminent. You are set in your ways, and averse to changing your established ideas.

(And, I doubt that Alvaro and Khalid are "getting into line" for anything. They seem quite capable of holding their own against your feeble efforts ... )

Please, take my advice. Get a wife, a girlfriend, or a rent boy, and find a hobby other than "kick the dog". Honestly, believe me when I say not all guys have bigger dicks than you, (really, that is a common male mental misconception) and that there will be somebody who appreciates you for who you are, not for the Alpha male mask you put on when the big boys are out of town.

Crap, I'm going soft on you.

How embarrassing.

 
#9/17/2004 04:45:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

Doctoress Freud (Brunhilda),

Huh? Man, you're quite skilled with the psychobabble, aren't you.

Nah, I wuz juss havin som fun with ya.

You had some good zingers, though. Rock on, Brunhilda.

Oh, I've already said this. I'm married. And what is this "kick the dog"?

Alpha male? Huh? Is that you, Doctor Phil? Sorry, Doctor Phillis.

*

 
#9/18/2004 02:13:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Anonymous Anonymous

Jeffrey.....i sure feel sorry for your wife, you know, with you being impotent and all....but hey.....now I think i understand why u are attacking everyone...to satisfy yourself.....cos u sure as hell arent satisfying others........

So, all i have to say, from one american to another....shut the fuck up and go get a viagra or something.......cos everything you say is utter crap....you are one frustrated idiot....

why do any of you even bother answering him? This is what he wants...just bloody ignore him.....it seems he gets no attention from his wife ( obviously with his impotency) and his kids, so he's looking for the attention from all of you.......what a sad family man!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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