Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Election Plan Part II

The Hypothetical Iraq Webloggers Council.

In response to comments re election plan post.

Nominations for the council are as follows, you will have to excuse me on this, there were only a handful of nominations to work with and there are a number of portfolios to be appointed. Yeah, i know, it's heavily biased by the number of emigre nominations, other suggestions welcome.

~ President; Zeyad nominated by The Commissar

~ Minister of Planning, Finance and Optimism; Firas nominated by Fayrouz

~ Minister of Culture; Salam nominated by emigre.

~ Minister of Irrigation, Water and Power Infrastructure; Faiza nominated by emigre.

~ Minister of Public Broadcasting; Riverbend nominated by emigre.

~ Ministry of Youth Affairs. There are three ministerial positions in this office;
- MYA Entertainment & Spirituality; Khalid
- MYA Foreign Exchange; Omar
- MYA Youth News; Majid
(all nominated by emigre).

~ Minister of Sport; Nabil nominated by emigre.

~ Minister of Education;
Abbas nominated by emigre.
Ihath nominated by ihath, seconded by emigre.

~ Minister of Web Affairs; Raed nominated by emigre.

Ambassadorial nominations;
Ambassador Canada; Ihath nominated by emigre declined in preference of, ah, other restructural activities.
Ambassador Dallas; Fayrouz nominated by emigre.
Ambassador Sweden The Torso Blogger nominated by emigre.
Ambassador Kurdisphere; Kurdo nominated by emigre.

Well, thats enough for now, might have some poll monkey fun with it later.

Update; to Ministry of Edu nominees & embassy in Canada (re comments).


#6/08/2004 08:46:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger ihath

I don't want to be the Ambassador to Canada. I would much rather be minister of education. I would abolish text books and teachers.

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher leave the kids alone
Hey! Teacher! Leave the kids alone!

#6/08/2004 09:15:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger Jeffrey

I think both Salam Pax and Raed Jarrar should be joint Directors of Abu Ghraib Prison System. They could make a bundle in smuggled-out S&M photographs. Yes! A new prosperous Iraq!

Gloves off! Let's go!


#6/09/2004 03:36:00 am Assalam Aleikom Blogger Fayrouz

Could you see this government in action? It would ROCK.

Could you imagine kind of meetings the cabinet would have?

#6/09/2004 02:46:00 pm Assalam Aleikom Blogger emigre

ok ihath,
i am a sucker for an election campaign with song. especially that song.

Um - Jeffrey,
uh, that comes under "Culture" i guess. are u telling me u have a special interest here?

yup, that thought occurred to me too ;)


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